December 2011
If you use Verizon, sign this petition. →
favorfire:
“I am disappointed to learn that Verizon Wireless plans to institute a new $2 fee for paying bills online. Customers don’t have extra cash to be sending to your company, but it’s not just about the money. Your company should not assume that it can do anything to your customers and that we will allow it to happen. I’m shocked that while you are instituting this new fee, Verizon...
Unpopular opinion:
thelittlestlopes:
Ryan Gosling is not that attractive. Aside that he is in shape, his face is crooked and he has a wicked lazy eye, though he knows how to hide it very well. He’s a boyish man and that’s not cute it’s weird. More girls are attracted to weird hipster dudes like him now, what happened to being attracted to manly ass men? Like Michael Fassbender. Fluent in 4 languages and can still...
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daiguren-hyourinmaru:
blackbanshee:
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So
Someone I respect very much is talking about really awful winters, and they think Ohio is really awful for winter. I bring up upstate NY, and he says that he’s been to Rochester and it’s not as bad as Ohio, and I can agree with that, but… when I say upstate NY I don’t mean Rochester, I mean Syracuse and Oswego. I feel like I’m just being argumentative, but I want to...
surprise christmas
johncagz:
so my brother is using my bathroom when: kuya: hey J can i borrow some stuff for my hair? me: sure go ahead. kuya: ok cool. me: there’s some product in the drawers. kuya: hey, why do you have this turkey baster thing in here? me: …what? kuya: what’s this for? me: omg! wrong drawer! kuya: do you want me to put it in the kitchen? me: no! …just …umm …just leave it there! kuya: i don’t...
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I am down to 204.4 lbs.
I’m a lot happier about this than I should be.
I’m so lonely I feel like i’m gonna vomit.
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after torturing my stomach it feels more full. also I have another, like, ten minutes just of calisthenics to go.
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Hahahaha
oops, 75 sit up and 25 push up are hard and I am fat.
silentus-umbra:
evisceratetheproletariat:
You should be proud of your disabilities. Look at Helen Keller: deaf, dumb, blind. All that and she was still able to write that diary while hiding from the Germans in an attic during WWII.
Isn’t Anne Frank the one who wrote a diary while hiding from the Germans in WWII?
dead.
sorry, I am dead now.
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Cute dude deleted his OKC! account
I am upset.
HAHAHAHA HEY NEAL
worldsmostconfirmedbachelor:
ON ITUNES AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS SO UNPOPULAR, NOT A SINGLE BAR ON ANY SONG HAS A POPULARITY DASH.
I don’t know why tho
what does any of this mean?
I just realised all Robyn songs use the same beat...
worldsmostconfirmedbachelor:
huh.
The same beat isn’t really a surprise to me.
Talking to Don on face book and he’s being painfully optimistic about my job prospects. “You’ll get a job soon, just have to keep fighting.” I have been at it for YEARS. YEARS. You have three secure jobs and you barely make enough to live. “The economy is improving! There will be upswings.”
Just fucking stop. I know you’re trying to be nice and helpful...
How to properly pronounce Bon Iver
A flexible subscription service for men's... →
Seriously though, get me some stuff from here.
Don’t care that it’s sexist, I want underwear and socks and condoms.
I wish they had lube, too.
The Unfriendly Atheist: Some tips for theists: →
religiousragings:
1) We don’t believe in Hell, so you can nix the threats. 2) Saying “God Bless” doesn’t make you compassionate, especially after #1. 3) We’ve read your bible. Amateur work with serious continuity problems. 4) Don’t tell atheists we’re immoral when we comprise 0.4% of…
oops I looked at pictures of battle and now I am...
well, today has been a great day.
pi-on-a-skateboard:
the-very-happy-one:
...
Watchpoehler-bear:
just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding…
Dear People of Tumblr,
lols08:
Wearing a headdress, feathers, dreamcatchers, printed/designed shirts, Native symbols, getting tattoos in Native languages or of Native symbols, etc does NOT automatically make you a “Native American”.
The same way that me wearing jeans, t-shirts, jackets, sneakers, etc doesn’t make me not Native American.
You see being Native isn’t about the clothes you wear. It consists of many...
worldsmostconfirmedbachelor:
marceline-your-vampire-queen:
WELL THEN.
Stupid sexy Layton
Watchfuckyeahqueerrevolt:
sostephen:
xoginalove:
albiethere4u:
a-parad0x:
LAUGHING MY FUCKING BLACK ASS OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’ll sucka dick if I want to…I’ll suck 4 dicks if I want to………..nigga……LMFAO!!!
/DYING
Dead.
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