February 2010
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Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate I don’t think I’m antisocial…
January 2010
Performing in Kid Boots in Chicago, Eddie Cantor received a 12-page telegram from Florenz Ziegfeld with suggestions for improving the show. “The whole message [was] such a jumble of ideas” that Cantor simply responded:
YES.
Ziegfeld wrote back:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES? DO YOU MEAN YES YOU WILL TAKE OUT THE SONG OR YES YOU WILL PUT IN THE LINES OR YES YOU WILL FIX THAT SCENE OR YES YOU HAVE TALKED...
Failures in Courtship. Part One of what is to be...
xDerickx3rdxEyex (11:26:26 PM): *kisses* Miss me?
DaltonCarvey (11:26:50 PM): Yeah, how’s allen?
xDerickx3rdxEyex (11:27:07 PM): lol why do you ask?
DaltonCarvey (11:27:57 PM): Just want you to know that if you’re going to try and court more than one person, don’t post it on your facebook. I’m hoping you and I can still be friends as you seem like an otherwise okay...
There's no hot like revenge hot.
DaltonCarvey (10:33:20 PM): Derick: xD I’m so dumb….but his names Allen. He’s amazing, I’m just dumb for liking a boy who doesn’t exactly live close… Oh well.
kaitlanbarker (10:33:38 PM): saw it. it made me rage
DaltonCarvey (10:34:34 PM): I’m gonna get back at him by getting a superfine bod and then flaunt it to him, and be like, half flirty and turn down all of his advances in a subtle...
“My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads....”
– Tom Waits
I can't deal with this.
She’s crying because of her boyfriend. He threatened to take the baby, and she’s crying. She’s fucking retarded for getting with him in the first place. I hate them both. The only good thing either of them have ever done is produce Caden.
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Derick: xD I’m so dumb….but his names Allen. He’s amazing, I’m just dumb for liking a boy who doesn’t exactly live close… Oh well.
Jay Brannan - Uncle-Auntie Socialite.
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Name: Dalton Tumblr Name: lavendercowboy Nickname: Someone calls me Dartin. Some of my family calls me Dut. Birthday: June 22, 1993 Age: 16 Location: New York High School: I hate to mix business and...
Clydesdale needs a home
From Me to ********@gmail.com RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners: Hey there! Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available? Michael Murphy Vice President Murphy Glue Factory, Inc. From ********@gmail.com to Me RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners: HELL NO!!!
Just shorten it to Super Sluts.
Original ad: We are a little league team looking for a sponsor for the upcoming season. Email if you are interested in helping out. Thanks!
From Me to ********@***********.org Good afternoon, I came across your ad looking for a sponsor for your little league team. I am interested if you still need one. Let me know, and we can discuss the details. Thanks, Mike From Joe ********* to Me: Hey...
Yeah, right.
Age Frequency 20 104 orgasms per year 30 121 orgasms per year
i pace when i talk
atisha:
I pace when i talk on the phone, like can’t sit still.
GLORY TO MOTHERLAND, ALL BE HAILINK MOTHER RUSSIA!
So I’m making out with boyfriend yes? When suddenly,telephone rings,”NIKOOOOO IT’S YOUR COUSIN,LET’S GO SEE SOME BEEG AMERICAN TITTIES” i tell boyfriend “niko it’s your cousin” “haha my cousin’s dead” He then beats me for answering telephone.
I am to be readink dis in a strong Soviet voice.
“Father, I had a bad dream” You take a sip of vodka and roll over. You stare at the clocktower on Sobornaya Square it’s 3:23. “Go back to sleep, there is work tomorrow.” “No, Father.” The familiar warm buzz of vodka starts to sink in. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form in the darkness. “Why is that, devochka moya?”...
Chixdiggit - I Remember You
