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an mri of a joke dying: Today in "I didn't know they were Black!!": Ludwig Van Beethoven

coelasquid:

theafrosistuh:


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The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer. Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts…

jasmine-blu:

perfect

jasmine-blu:

perfect

stfuconservatives:

think-progress:

Kermit and Miss Piggy respond to Fox News allegations that the Muppets push “a dangerous liberal agenda.”

Miss Piggy quips, “It’s almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being, you know, news.”

Sick Burn Miss Piggy!

-Joe

(Source: thinkprogress.org)

fungi:

Gay jokes are NOT funny! Cum on guys

palliraka:

thetrainticket:

xxmoonowlxx:

Yes, but a girl can have average kinetic energy, otherwise known as temperature. ;)

The hell’s wrong with calling a girl hot?  OMG, I just complimented your looks, I’M SUCH A FUCKING PIG, I DON’T DESERVE TO BREATHE AIR

i very much enjoy being called hot (on the rare occasion i am); a compliment is a compliment, where’s the problem? :(a settle down, feminists.

this isn’t about feminism. this is about being a special snowflake.

palliraka:

thetrainticket:

xxmoonowlxx:

Yes, but a girl can have average kinetic energy, otherwise known as temperature. ;)

The hell’s wrong with calling a girl hot?  OMG, I just complimented your looks, I’M SUCH A FUCKING PIG, I DON’T DESERVE TO BREATHE AIR

i very much enjoy being called hot (on the rare occasion i am); a compliment is a compliment, where’s the problem? :(a settle down, feminists.

this isn’t about feminism. this is about being a special snowflake.

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To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.

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Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)

This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?

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BOOM.

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I think I love you, Janet Howell.

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Seems only fair.

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adriofthedead:

faultywording:

pootsy:

Here Eliese.

I’M A BUUUURD

oops ded.

The Elephant Fetus Project

unfriendlyatheist:

The most fucking amazing tumblr I have come across. 

Summary: OP takes pics of elephant fetuses and posts them on pro-life Christian pages to see what they’ll do. Results are bizarre, epic, and fucking awesome. 

softspokensparrow:

jealous-guy:

Bros in love

love this. :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

softspokensparrow:

jealous-guy:

Bros in love

love this. :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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